originally posted at Star Wars .com blogs, 12/17/07

"The Empire Got Defeated By Some Ewoks"

(sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer)

(chorus)
The Empire got defeated by some Ewoks
Fighting back like vicious teddy bears
You may think they're really cute and cuddly
But they will cook and eat you, so beware!

Luke decided to face Vader
And Leia begged him not to go,
Be he sensed some good still in him
So off to the new Death Star he did go.

Meanwhile deep within the forest
Stormtroopers tried to take them out
But the Ewoks were ferocious
And sent chills of fear with their little Ewok shouts!

(chorus)
The Empire got defeated by some Ewoks
Fighting back like vicious teddy bears
You may think they're really cute and cuddly
But they will cook and eat you, so beware!

Now we're all so proud of Vader
When he converted back to Light
But we all know it's the Ewoks
Who really saved the day and won the fight!

Now the bloody battle's over
And the Empire will fall
And we just cant help but wonder
Did they cook the Troopers up, or eat them raw?

(chorus)
The Empire got defeated by some Ewoks
Fighting back like vicious teddy bears
You may think they're really cute and cuddly
But they will cook and eat you, so beware!

Stormtrooper steaks are on the table
And some Biker Scout fillet
And if a Rebel too is on the menu
Well we all know, that's just their way.

I've warned all the other planets
Better watch out for yourselves
For a horde of vicious killers
That look like cute and fluffy little elves!

(chorus)
The Empire got defeated by some Ewoks
Fighting back like vicious teddy bears
You may think they're really cute and cuddly
But they will cook and eat you, so beware!

(sing it, Palpatine!)
The Empire got defeated by some Ewoks
Fighting back like vicious teddy bears
You may think they're really cute and cuddly
But they will cook and eat you, so beware!

Happy Life Day!