originally posted at Star Wars .com blogs, 4/6/07

If I Had A Wookiee (sung to the Peter, Paul & Mary tune "If I Had A Hammer")

If I had a Wookiee
We'd smuggle in the morning
We'd smuggle in the evening ... or my name ain't Han!,
We'd smuggle in spices
We'd smuggle out weapons
We'd smuggle for profit, greed, excitement and adventure
All over this galaxy!

If I had a Wookiee
he'd guard me in the morning
He'd guard me in the evening...or my name ain't Han!
He'd guard me from danger
From morons like Greedo
he'd guard me from bounty hunters, hired by Jabba
All over this galaxy!

If I had a Wookiee
I'd make him co-pilot
I'd make him my first mate ... or my name ain't Han!
We'd fly into danger
We'd fly into battle
We'd fly so fast, we'd break the Kessel Run record
All over this galaxy!

Well I've got a Wookiee
And his name is Chewie
And he is my best friend ... or my name ain't Han!,
And I made him a smuggler
And he is my strong arm
But most of all, I love him like a brother
All over this galaxy!