originally posted at Star Wars .com blogs, 4/20/07

"Oh Obi Wan" (sung to the tune of The Crystals classic "Da Doo Run Run")


I met him in the Judlands in the desert sun
Oh, Obi Wan, oh, oh Obi Wan!
He saved me from the Tuskens when he made them run!
Oh Obi Wan oh, oh Obi Wan!

Hel-lo little friend!
Said his name was Ben.
But a name he hadn't heard
In so, so long, long, was Obi Wan!

He took me back to his place, it was just a shack
Oh Obi Wan, poor old Obi Wan
We found the secret message and he played it back
Oh Obi Wan oh, oh Obi Wan!

Rebels on the ropes!
You're our only hope!
Please, come to Alderaan!
Oh Obi Wan, General Obi Wan!

He snuck into the Death Star, shut the tractor down
Oh Obi Wan, sneaky Obi Wan!
Then his old apprentice went and cut him down
Oh, Obi Wan, oh no Obi Wan!

Turned and fired my gun!
Heard his voice say "RUN!"
Blasted off and got away,
'cept Obi Wan, poor ol' Obi Wan!

Hopped into our X-wings and we started to fly
Oh Obi Wan, I miss Obi Wan!
Trying to hit a target just three meters wide
Oh, Obi Wan, help me Obi Wan!

Just once chance of course,
Ben said "Use The Force!"
Blew that thing and we went home!
Oh, Obi Wan, thank you Obi Wan!
Oh, Obi Wan oh, oh Obi Wan!
Oh Obi Wan oh, oh Obi Wan...

{repeat and fade out...}